Cryptid In Training

Probably not even a real person, who knows

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(Source: barackobamas, via letstouchbuttsbby)

edwad:

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

(via thebootydiaries)

doggosource:

If you’re having a bad day, watch this fufflyboy go down a slide 

(via the-shortest-story)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deliciouspirategod:

She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend

THE SAND GUARDIAN

GUARDIAN OF ALL THE SAND

(Source: instagram.com, via the-shortest-story)

extrasad:

I can’t wait for it to be fall so I can rot with the leaves

(via thebootydiaries)

acerotiburon:

pixelateddaisies:

acerotiburon:

Sing me the song of your people SOUP!
meow!
Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
meeeeoooow!

Is…is this cat’s name soup?

His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.

We call him “Soup” for short.

(via the-shortest-story)